Dear Senator Sarbanes
June 7, 2006
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Insert Your Name Here
Posted by Sean
7:55 AM
1 Comments:
Now this I like. Well put. I could have used this exemption when my two children were going to college and I could not afford it....but my friends had a free ride. I was always broke and they always had disposable income. What a world.
Next we need a letter to be a foreign homeless refugee devastated by a natural disaster or war. As you know the US Government is charging US citizens $2K each to be transported out of Lebanon. However, if this was a situation where there were foreign refugees involved the US Government would supply them with shelter, food and even set up a refugee camp. In many cases even fly them/transport them out of the devastated region.
Write your congressmen about this situation and support US citizens abroad. It is tough being stuck in a volitile region and not having a way out--I know how it feels. Our citizens should not feel trapped when we are proud Amercians, citizens of the riches and most powerful nation on earth.....need to learn to help our own sometimes even when we do get stuck in what may feel like a dumb situation.
Bob
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