Welcome Aboard the World Famous Jungle Cruise

Sean’s Halloween Costume - 2008

I am Phil Odendron your Jungle Cruise Skipper. Please remain seated while in my boat. While you are visiting the rivers of the world, please be quiet. There are wild animals out there. I have my trusty flintlock just in case we run into Hippos. My guess is that I will be voting No on Yes. I need a proposition to trade with Trader Sam. Now get out of my boat! I mean please get out of my boat!!!!

I hope your Football Political Picks were successful!!!! I have a new commander in chief. Am I happy about it? Maybe if the real birth certificate surfaces, then maybe I will have peace… Now I feel like those gorillas in the safari camps who sure did a sloppy job parking that jeep! But I guess monkeying around comes naturally to 'em. What is next for our riverboat adventures of the world?