Kosmo and Frodo Announce Candidacy
Kosmo and Frodo Announce Candidacy for President/Vice President of the United States
After an exploratory committee, Kosmo and Frodo have decided that they are more qualified, more experienced, and better looking than either Obama or McCain. They appreciate any support you can give them while they run for the Presidency of the United States.
Kosmo has pledged to be accessible and to listen; to act with integrity and make informed, well-considered decisions for the common good. Kosmo will do all he can to raise public confidence in government, and in a truly honorable calling of public service, will rebuild the military to provide the protection America needs in a scary world.
Frodo has established a respected reputation as an effective public servant. Raised in the Central Valley, California, the Baggins family has a strong tradition of fighting for family rights, religious freedom, and has a sound fiscal economic outlook for America. Abandoned as a young child, Frodo has fought for reform, for love and peace, and for a liver treat at the end of his many walks on the campaign trail.
Kosmo, as a local farmer and member of the Farm Bureau since 2005, believes that agriculture is the backbone of the country's economy and that preserving farmland is crucial to maintaining our way of life. A product of the California public schools, Kosmo earned a Bachelor of Science Degree in Political Science and a Masters in Psychology with an emphasis in Agricultural Studies.
Frodo, a community leader, has a strong background in two areas critical to American voters, education and economics. On educational issues, having served as a trustee on the local school board, his common sense solutions and ability to build coalitions have led to a dramatic turnaround in the community. In California State politics, Frodo has opposed the bag tax, the mylar balloon and cell phone bans, mandatory health care, illegal alien driver's licenses, and has helped to keep the budget from being passed with tax increases. Frodo also has a strong economic background with a Masters Degree in Business Administration and Economics.
What Qualifies Kosmo and Frodo to be elected President?
1. Both Kosmo and Frodo were born in the United States
2. Frodo is two and Kosmo is five years old. Both have been living longer than Obama has been in the Senate. Now that is experience!
3. Neither candidate has been to Washington. That qualifies for more than the front-runners in my onion. Neither candidate has been to an Ivy League school, another benefit to average Americans
4. Frodo is brown, Kosmo is black, and both are in the minority within a majority
5. Both candidates believe in being self-supportive, with less government intervention, and more local control for the lives of Americans
6. Neither candidate has served in the military. However, Kosmo has been displaced due to the military. Frodo knows several men in uniform
7. Frodo and Kosmo have nothing to hide. Both candidates have few financial assets, with exception to a collar, a nylon leash, and stainless steel dishes
8. Both candidates are furry and cute
9. How can you vote on a bill when Kosmo and Frodo give you that look? "American people, drill here or I will jump all over you and lick you"
10. Kosmo and Frodo will work hard to make you happy!
After an exploratory committee, Kosmo and Frodo have decided that they are more qualified, more experienced, and better looking than either Obama or McCain. They appreciate any support you can give them while they run for the Presidency of the United States.
Kosmo has pledged to be accessible and to listen; to act with integrity and make informed, well-considered decisions for the common good. Kosmo will do all he can to raise public confidence in government, and in a truly honorable calling of public service, will rebuild the military to provide the protection America needs in a scary world.
Frodo has established a respected reputation as an effective public servant. Raised in the Central Valley, California, the Baggins family has a strong tradition of fighting for family rights, religious freedom, and has a sound fiscal economic outlook for America. Abandoned as a young child, Frodo has fought for reform, for love and peace, and for a liver treat at the end of his many walks on the campaign trail.
Kosmo, as a local farmer and member of the Farm Bureau since 2005, believes that agriculture is the backbone of the country's economy and that preserving farmland is crucial to maintaining our way of life. A product of the California public schools, Kosmo earned a Bachelor of Science Degree in Political Science and a Masters in Psychology with an emphasis in Agricultural Studies.
Frodo, a community leader, has a strong background in two areas critical to American voters, education and economics. On educational issues, having served as a trustee on the local school board, his common sense solutions and ability to build coalitions have led to a dramatic turnaround in the community. In California State politics, Frodo has opposed the bag tax, the mylar balloon and cell phone bans, mandatory health care, illegal alien driver's licenses, and has helped to keep the budget from being passed with tax increases. Frodo also has a strong economic background with a Masters Degree in Business Administration and Economics.
What Qualifies Kosmo and Frodo to be elected President?
1. Both Kosmo and Frodo were born in the United States
2. Frodo is two and Kosmo is five years old. Both have been living longer than Obama has been in the Senate. Now that is experience!
3. Neither candidate has been to Washington. That qualifies for more than the front-runners in my onion. Neither candidate has been to an Ivy League school, another benefit to average Americans
4. Frodo is brown, Kosmo is black, and both are in the minority within a majority
5. Both candidates believe in being self-supportive, with less government intervention, and more local control for the lives of Americans
6. Neither candidate has served in the military. However, Kosmo has been displaced due to the military. Frodo knows several men in uniform
7. Frodo and Kosmo have nothing to hide. Both candidates have few financial assets, with exception to a collar, a nylon leash, and stainless steel dishes
8. Both candidates are furry and cute
9. How can you vote on a bill when Kosmo and Frodo give you that look? "American people, drill here or I will jump all over you and lick you"
10. Kosmo and Frodo will work hard to make you happy!
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